An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!' she cried. The dispatcher said, 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.' A few minutes later, the officer radios in 'Disregard.' He says. 'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'
I am a wife, mother,
grandmother, business owner, friend and volunteer. I love being all of them.
I am an introvert but an extrovert wanna be. I am worried about everything and nothing. I love, love, love being a grandmother and mother.
I play bridge almost every week with a great group of girls. I play volleyball every Thursday night from Sept to March. I am a person that plays by the rules. Ask anyone that knows me and they will agree. I am a planner and organizer. My son said to me once, "Mom, can't you just fly by the seat of your pants? Does everything you do have to be planned?" Well not everything but almost.
I love coffee, ice cream and chocolate cake.
I love having coffee with my husband each morning in our sun room.
I hope I haven't grown up yet and never plan to. I want to LIVE until I am 104.